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Fast Times At *insertnamehere* High ;)

I got this thing from joe_the_stamped  and decided to do it. Have fun guessing! Some are obvious if you know anything about me (and actors I like), and others are obvious because they just are.

1. Pick 15 of some of your favorite movies. (No particular order)
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
6. No looking at my favorite movies on my Facebook page...NO CHEATING!

1. Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

2. Don't tell me he was lucky! He wasn't lucky, or... or brave, or happy! Jack was eighteen years and 1 day old! He died in the rain, he couldn't see a thing, he was alone! You can't persuade me that there's any glory in that!

3. Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

4. Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my friend the kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos."

5. One does not know, sir, possibly a predator was behind the chicken, or possibly there was a female chicken on the other of the road, if it's a male chicken. Possibly a food source, or depending on the season it might be migrating. One hopes there's no traffic.

6. Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance. Got it.

7. We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well regardless I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean than to stay here and die on this shithole island spending the rest of my life talking to a god damn VOLLEYBALL.

8. That fate which condemns me to wallow in blood has also denied me the joys of the flesh. This face - the infection which poisons our love. This face which earned a mother's fear and loathing, a mask: my first unfeeling scrap of clothing. Pity comes too late, turn around and face your fate, an eternity of *this* before your eyes!

9. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

10. You know, people often say things in anger they don't really mean. Leathery hag, fat cow...ungrateful whore. Just words really, that shouldn't be used against you in a custody hearing.
((I actually have two for this...I couldn't decide between them. XD)) 
Hey, Maxine! Why don't you come over here and we'll play a little game I like to call: 'Let's Go to the Dog Show'! I put a collar on you and make you my bi... AH!

11. Eh, they're always pissed, honey. They're Nazis. It's like it's their job.

12. Need I remind you that this man is wearing a costume, not a uniform. He's no more qualified to lead us than this fellow...no offense.

13. Me? I've had so many names. Old names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce. I am the mountain, the forest and the earth. I am... I am a faun. Your most humble servant, Your Highness.

14. This looks pretty open and shut. Little miss rosy-capes making covert deliveries to the goodie-tycoon, Wolfie tries to eat 'em both, then crazy flannel-pants with the axe here busts in, swinging vigilante-style. Take 'em downtown boys!

15. All right, let me tell you about your "God's plan". Six billion people on Earth when the infection hit. KV had a ninety-percent kill rate, that's five point four billion people dead. Crashed and bled out. Dead. Less than one-percent immunity. That left twelve million healthy people, like you, me, and Ethan. The other five hundred and eighty-eight million turned into your dark seekers, and then they got hungry and they killed and fed on everybody. Everybody! Every *single* person that you or I has ever known is dead! Dead! There is no god

Geez, that was hard to narrow down to a few movies. >.>


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Apr. 25th, 2009 08:23 pm (UTC)
13 is from Pan's Labyrinth! I recognised it but I had to Google it because the movie was in Spanish and I wasn't sure . . .

And 14 is from Hoodwinked. <3ed that movie!

I'm so doing this.
Apr. 25th, 2009 09:56 pm (UTC)

It's a lot of fun, but for some reason I couldn't think of any movies to use. >.> I've seen so many you'd think I'd be able to remember 15.
Apr. 25th, 2009 11:15 pm (UTC)
It took me a while to think of that many, too. That many good movies, at least.
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